Rory: If the house was burning down, what would you save first, the cake or me?
Lorelai: Not fair! The cake doesn’t have legs!
Simply Genius Shower Thoughts With Nick Offerman [x]
Danielle Brooks is so damn beautiful
wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"